Monday, May 5, 2008

They came, they rode...they left.


Well, folks they came, they saw and they left. The Disney Virgins landed and CONQUERED all things Disney in 3 days. They arrived in their much used and loved minivan with their solar phone chargers and wheat bread (They are SO Northern Calif). The first night we begged and pleaded for the little ones to sleep- too much excitement for everyone. By the next day after 13 hours at Disneyland, we begged them NOT to fall asleep in the car on the way home! Then the morning of the third day…My girlfriend made the grave error of asking her kids what 2 rides each they wanted to go on for a second time. She was flirting with danger and asking for problems. Her kids are clever- no one had the same 2 favorites as the other one-meaning there were 6 rides to be ridden that day. Naturally these were the 6 rides in the park with the longest lines, and it was Saturday which everyone knows is hell day at Disneyland…..so somewhere after lunch reality set-in and the list was revised to 3. They made it to the 3 rides and had time to shop for souvenirs. I forced them to get Mickey Ears…I explained it was a tradition and I may have falsely informed them it was a county law. I think every kid needs a pair of Mickey ears hanging on the their bed-post. A tangible reminder of magical memories. And yes….. I still have mine.And despite what my girlfriend thinks, I really do love having house guests…it is like a grown-up sleep over. You get to see your best friends in their jammies, have someone to chat with over your morning coffee. And you can make the whole container of Pancake batter; no need to save left-overs, because there aren’t any! Plus you have major back-up with kid discipline- so this time I actually had eyes in the back of my head. Everything about it is wonderful. Except for now. Now is the hardest. Now they are gone and my house seems lonely and quiet. The party is over. My boys are moping around like someone died. And they are talking about them nostalgically and they have only been gone 20 minutes “Mom I remember playing this when they were here…man that was fun huh mom?”….I think I will check my calendar and see when the boys and I can go up their way this summer. But I am bringing my sourdough bread and vanilla Coffeemate. Some things a girl needs….

Sunday, May 4, 2008

3 Days at Disneyland: The final numbers




I have just spent three days doing nothing but Disneyland with my very very good friends from Northern California for the past 3 days. Here is a breakdown:



I have seen 5 parades
I saw 1 firework show
I drank 7 diet cokes (at $3.75 each)
I ate 1 frozen banana and loved every bite.
I ate 1 veggie burger, 1 portabello hot dog and 1 shrimp pasta salad (Disneyland is getting fancy!)
I had only 1 ride break while on it….
I took 600 photos (thank God for digital)
I walked 40,000 steps total (I adore my pedometer)
I got 2 blisters.
I used 2 bandaides
I saw more people than I can count wearing clothes that were 6 sizes too small for them!
I saw 1 woman asked to get off a ride because she was too large.
On the second day- we stayed 13.5 hours. Insane
I got 2 headaches.
I took 6 Advil
I asked for Decaf coffee for my girlfriend 6 times and was told ‘Disney does not provide decaf’ every time (I never give up)
I counted about 50 water fountains that I never ever knew were there…..
I only had to threaten my kids “we are leaving RIGHT now unless you get a better attitude, and start being grateful we are here this instant”….ONCE! (a true miracle)
I saw a million grown women wearing princess tiaras on their heads. Weird.
I thought I lost my Annual Pass about a million times- I am paranoid about this.
I watched as one hat from our group fell in the water and was lost forever.
I gave “Stranger Danger” speech to the kids 30 times
We went on every ride in Disneyland and California Adventure.



But most importantly- I had countless hours of perfect joy watching my closest friends and their children experience Disney for the first time. It was wonderful- and exhausting…..oh and in case you are wondering the matching t-shirt thing really comes in handy when you are tracking 5 kids at a time!



Lots more posts to come on this whole experience. The people watching is SO BLOG WORTHY!